Now that Halloween is a week past, it's about time I write about it, huh?
We decided against trick-or-treating this year, mostly because A is just too young. I'm pretty sure he'd get to the first house, get some candy, and want to sit right there on the porch and dive into his loot. I don't think he'd get the concept of going from door-to-door to get more candy, which is kind of the whole point, and I was too lazy to dress him up and visit just one house. Besides, we had already dressed Alex up for the Boo Bash, and our church had its "Trunk-or-Treat" event the weekend we went to camp, so he would basically be all dressed up with nowhere to go. You'd think a big city like Dallas would have a ton of Halloween stuff for kids - which they do - but those things either took place earlier in the month or were for older kids, like haunted houses and scary movies.
Maybe I didn't look in the right places for things that little guys could do, like maybe one of the malls had something fun planned...whatever the case, I was pretty bummed that we would spend Halloween at home, costumeless, because I'm kind of a stickler for celebrating a holiday on the actual day.
So in order to redeem myself, I did what any good mother would do, and allowed Alex to sit in front of the TV and consume mass quantities of sugar all day long. Well, not all day. First thing in the morning, Granny B called for our annual reading of Little Orphan Annie by James Whitcomb Riley, a Halloween tradition started by her mom, my Mommo, many years ago. Last year, Alex was already in bed when we listened to it, so this year was his first to join in the tradition.
After breakfast, we ran a few errands that included a trip to Target, the grocery store, and Walgreens. I couldn't stand the thought of A going in public without a lick of Halloween spirit, and luckily, his Granny and Poppa had gotten him a fun orange shirt that lights up for just such an apparel emergency.
When we got back to the house, I filled a dish with an array of newly-purchased Halloween candy and set it on the end table, foolishly assuming that Alex would somehow neglect to notice the delicious, sugar-filled goodies that I had conveniently placed directly in his line of sight. Instead, he climbed onto the footstool, bellied up to the bowl, and began shoveling piece after piece of candy into his mouth.
I dragged him away from the candy and distracted him with Halloween presents. Yes, Halloween presents. I can't help it, I love any excuse to spoil him...and buy stuff...and Halloween is just as good an excuse as any. Anyway, it was just a few little things I had picked up, along with some things that Granny B and Grampa had sent earlier in the week.
From his mom and dad, he got a pail and a shovel for digging things in the back yard, some bathtub crayons, monster books, and the movie Monsters, Inc. for the car because, I swear on my shoe collection, if I have to listen to The Incredibles one more time I might shove a stiletto heel through my eardrum.
From his G-ma and Pa, he got a video of classic cartoons, Five Silly Monkeys with corresponding hand puppet, and an awesome pair of cowboy boots that I'll picture at a future date.
Normally movies are reserved for the car, but in this case, with it being Halloween and all, it seemed like a good time to make an exception. So A sat in front of the TV with his popcorn and watched Monsters, Inc.
I wasn't entirely sure what it was about, but I was pretty sure it involved monsters. And lots of kids screaming, which apparently is contagious.
Eventually he moved from the floor to the sofa, where he enjoyed a Tootsie Pop and did some more screaming.
When Timothy got home from work, we continued our festivities with pizza and Pringles and Rice Krispy Treats.
Alex wasn't sure what to think about the latter, especially when it attacked his elbow.
Alex pretty much crashed after all of the sugar consumption, so after a bath and and a trial run with his bathtub crayons...
...we put him to bed early. That meant no trick-or-treaters for us because doorbell ringing and strangers in creepy costumes equals Murphy barking his fool head off and waking Alex up. I was pretty bummed because that's another one of my favorite parts about Halloween - spoiling other people's kids. Next year's Halloween will just have to make up for this one. But A didn't know the difference and had a fun day, so that is all that really matters, isn't it?
TIMOTHY PASSED THE BAR EXAM!! Yup. Not a surprise to most of us, but there is always that brilliant guy that everyone is sure will pass, and then he ends up choking. Not my guy, though. He took that exam and whooped up on its head. Take that, multiple choice section! Who's laughing now!!!???????
Dear readers, thanks for your patience regarding yesterday's crabby post. Every once in a while you need a forum to vent frustrations and also to document your experiences so that, years later, you can look back and realize how ridiculous you were for making such a big deal out of nothing. Memories.
Anyhoo, about camp. Tim, Alex, Murphy and I got our own little cabin to stay in, complete with cots, curtains, a shower, sink, and flushing commode. I'm not sure it would qualify as "roughing it", but we were out in the woods, and that's gotta count for something. Poppa, aka MacGyver, fashioned a partition out of blankets, rope, and binder clips so that Alex and his pack 'n' play would have their own space separate from where the rest of us would be sleeping. It worked great, and wouldn't ya know, I forgot to get a picture of it.
We had to drag ourselves out of bed Saturday morning after Friday's sleepless night and get ready for breakfast. But there is something strangely exciting about waking up as a family in a new place, and we really enjoyed that morning time in the cabin together, despite the fatigue. We met up with Grammy and Poppa, who were staying in the cabin next door and made the brisk trek up to the dining hall.
Breakfast was good, too good, and we needed to run around a bit to burn it off. A loooves to be outside, mostly because he is free to roam and explore and there are much fewer no-no's than he's used to dealing with inside.
Of course, it didn't hurt that Oliver had spent the week with his Papa and M'laine, who live in Eldo, and they had brought him to camp, too. We were so excited to hang with O, and we think he was excited to see us, too. At one point, he mentioned that he wanted to go to Alex's house to play, so we spent the next hour training him to go home and tell his mom and dad, "I want to go to Alex's house, NNNOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!" While failing and pounding his fists on the floor, of course.
They especially had fun climbing the tree in front of the dining hall. Now, I realize that the following pictures of Alex, Oliver, and Oliver's cousin Payton will seem redundant, but it's the subtle details that make them hilarious. Like poor Oliver's face. In his defense, I think Alex had a chunk of his skin in that monster grasp he has on his shirt. Or maybe he was afraid that A would fall out of the tree and drag him down, too. Either way, the fact that Alex appears to be completely oblivious to anything but the camera makes the scenario twice as funny.
We decided to switch things up and put Alex in the middle, at which point he pretty much fell in love with Payton. I mean, who wouldn't, right? This boy was mes-mer-ized.
When he wasn't up a tree, he was hanging with his Grammy.
When he wasn't hanging with his Grammy, he was hanging with his Mamaw Meador.
He also went for his first ride on the teeter-tauter. Then Grammy showed him how it is really done. Then, Alex and Oliver discovered "bodark balls". I've always known them as "horse apples" or "hedge apples", but whatever you call 'em, they are lots of fun to play with. And dangerous. Bodark balls kept falling from the trees and crashing down like canon balls around us. Luckily, I have cat-like reflexes and managed to avoid getting clobbered.
Good times.
After some vigorous hand-washing to remove bodark juice and whatever else Alex had gotten into, we had dinner. Grammy was turning the big 5-0 the following Tuesday, so while we were all together, we decided to celebrate. Leah had brought a giant cake and printed pictures of a "less mature" Vicki, which we plastered all over the dining hall when she wasn't looking.
Saturday night at Fall Retreat is known as "Fun Night" with Brother Sam. "Fun night" starts at 9pm, which, as you know, is two full hours past Alex's bedtime. We were torn about what do to because we knew Alex would enjoy the songs and the games, but we rarely let him stay up that late because he will be a disaster the next day. He had taken a good three and a half hour nap in the afternoon (after I cranked the heat up in the cabin, of course), so we decided to throw caution to the wind and let him stay up, then basically play the rest of the night by ear.
O was playing it by ear, too, so here are the boys in the dining hall, waiting for the festivities to begin.
Alex loved all of Bro. Sam's silly songs, and every time we'd finish singing one, he'd say, "mo'! mo'!" He started to fade about a half hour in, so we whisked him off to bed, around the same time we saw Papa and M'laine heading to their cabin with Oliver. I guess those two really are on the same sleep schedule, even when they go to bed late!
Sunday morning started out much like Saturday, although Alex slept all night and woke up around seven, so we were all feeling much more rested. After breakfast, we got the van packed up, and then we left Alex with Grammy so we could go play frisbee golf. His late night must have caught up with him, because when we got back, this is what we found.
Poor tired baby. He just slept...
...and slept...
...and slept. It was our turn to surprise Grammy for her big birthday, so when she got to our table at lunch time, she found fifty little presents to open. Which she had to do one-handed because Alex was still sleeping.
He eventually woke up just in time to have some cake.
We had a few more minutes before we started our long journey to burn off some energy and soak in as much of the great outdoors as possible.
Camp was as fun as I remembered, and even more so since we were able to share the experience with Alex. We can't wait until next year!
I dragged him away from the candy and distracted him with Halloween presents. Yes, Halloween presents. I can't help it, I love any excuse to spoil him...and buy stuff...and Halloween is just as good an excuse as any. Anyway, it was just a few little things I had picked up, along with some things that Granny B and Grampa had sent earlier in the week. 
From his G-ma and Pa, he got a video of classic cartoons, Five Silly Monkeys with corresponding hand puppet, and an awesome pair of cowboy boots that I'll picture at a future date.
Normally movies are reserved for the car, but in this case, with it being Halloween and all, it seemed like a good time to make an exception. So A sat in front of the TV with his popcorn and watched Monsters, Inc. 
I wasn't entirely sure what it was about, but I was pretty sure it involved monsters. And lots of kids screaming, which apparently is contagious.
When Timothy got home from work, we continued our festivities with pizza and Pringles and Rice Krispy Treats. 
Alex wasn't sure what to think about the latter, especially when it attacked his elbow.
Alex pretty much crashed after all of the sugar consumption, so after a bath and and a trial run with his bathtub crayons...
...we put him to bed early. That meant no trick-or-treaters for us because doorbell ringing and strangers in creepy costumes equals Murphy barking his fool head off and waking Alex up. I was pretty bummed because that's another one of my favorite parts about Halloween - spoiling other people's kids. Next year's Halloween will just have to make up for this one. But A didn't know the difference and had a fun day, so that is all that really matters, isn't it?
