Alex: Where's daddy?
Me: He's at work. He works very hard and we should do something nice for him. What should we do?
Alex: We should get him out of there.
Me: Out of work?
Me: How are we gonna do that?
Alex: We can pick him up in a hot air balloon and bring him home.
Me: I was thinking maybe we could call him and tell him we love him and miss him.
Alex:...Yeah, that would be the easier way.