Alex (pointing at my stomach): Baby in your tummy!
Me: What? There is not a baby in there.
Alex: Well, it's getting bigger.
Me: Thanks a lot. Don't ever tell a girl her tummy is getting bigger. Girls don't like that.
Alex: Well why is it getting bigger?
Me: Probably because I'm eating too much.
Alex: Well then you need to stop eating so much and starting eating just a little.
Me: Thanks for the tip.