
A had to have some blood drawn this morning as a part of his immunization study. I was soooo dreading it, as I dread every doctor's appointment that involves my baby being stuck with needles (or anyone else, for that matter. When I was a kid, I used to cry when my brother and sister had to get shots.) Our nurses are fab, so I knew they would make it as easy on all of us as possible. Nurse Tiffany tightened a giant rubber band around his biceps and poked around at each of his arms to look for veins. She said that he had teeny tiny veins, but that the vein in his left arm was slightly less teeny than the one in his right, so that would be the unlucky arm of choice.
I held my breath and held back tears as they strapped him down. As if that image wasn't torturous enough, Alex kept looking up at me with that darn furrowed brow of his, as if to say, Mommy, what the...? Oh, woe was me. I tried to avert my eyes as they unwrapped the needle and located his vein, but it was something like a train wreck and I couldn't stop looking. As Nurse Jennifer started a round of "The Wheels on the Bus", Nurse Tiffany moved the needle towards Alex's baby soft skin and I braced myself for the screaming and the crying and the WHY MOMMY WHY?
But...nothing. No screams, no cries, no bewildered or pained expressions. Just the sound of Nurse Jennifer's wheels on the bus going round and round. Alex remained perfectly still, staring at the nurses hovering above him until they had all the blood they needed and slid the needle back out. Oh, my big, brave boy! Not a tear shed! Apparently that numbing cream had done the trick (and I had to bite my tongue because the rude and socially inappropriate part of me wanted to scream, "WHY THE BLEEP DON'T YOU USE THAT STUFF EVERY TIME YOU STICK MY POOR LITTLE BABY WITH A BIG, POINTY NEEDLE?!!")
He got a big boy band-aid, mad props for being so agreeable, and, get this, a check for 50 big ones! I had forgotten that the study includes fifty bucks per blood draw, so it was a pleasant surprise, and Timothy and I had a laugh at the realization that Alex has now made more money this month than both of his parents combined. Yes, our seven month old is the bread winner in this family.
In addition to fifty smackeroos, A scored a few other cool things for Valentine's Day. Grandma and Grampa B sent a package earlier in the week. A is always excited to get packages, although I don't think he really understands that there is something in them.
But there was something in this one. It was a journal that has a series of questions that you are to ask your child four times a year for the first eighteen years of his life. Questions like, what is your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What do you want to be when you grow up? Essentially, the concept is to interview your child throughout his childhood and document how his answers change over the years. Very cool and very me and I can't wait until his first birthday so I can fill some of the answers in (the first couple of years can be ghostwritten by the parents if the kid can't talk).
...and that Murphy likes playing in toy boxes, too...
2 comments:
Didn't Mommy get a sticker or treat for not racing over and bludgeoning the nurses trying to scewer A? NO? I guess they didn't realize how close to meeting the Lord they came.
Mismatched clothes. In a picture. On a holiday. OH MY! She IS a real girl! I realize it's only because you have been on your death bed but at least now I know you aren't a Stepford Mom! Whew!
You are just too cool to be true.
Love you all! Happy V-Day.
Granny B (Heh, maybe B stands for Book).
He is so stinking cute!! Glad he survived the blood draw and valentine's day went over well. I have a DQ cake I'm slowing munching away on. YUM!
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